Warning: low-quality humor ahead
The Comedy Corner
A software engineering student's idea of a gift includes buttons. Try them.
🎤 Terrible birthday jokes, on demand
Click for a new one. Groaning is the correct response.
Tap below for a joke you didn't ask for.
🧳 My official excuses for missing your birthday
In order of how believable they are (not very).
🏅 Certificate of Official Awesomeness
Pick a title. Very legally binding. Enforced by absolutely no one.
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This certifies that
Soha Mony
is hereby appointed Chief Vibe Officer
for outstanding performance in existing, being great at it, and turning one year older with style.
Signed, one very proud (and very far away) friend —